caitlin. pretzel. 17. usa.
writer. artist. slash fangirl. multishipper
you'll mostly find fandom related things, most of which probably don't belong to me. there may be the occasional rant or "cool story, pretzel. tell it again around a campfire" floating around.
so i don't even now what fandoms i'm in anymore. all of them i think. this has become a multi-fandom monstrosity. featuring appearances by everyone from martin freeman and smauglock to the fucking sunshine hoechlin and his eyebrows.
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{ SHOTGUN SHUTS HIS CAKE HOLE }
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{ ENSIGN }
"Dance on Saturn's rings." - cookie
"Are you awake?" - me
"Yes."
"Oh...."
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"I can give you Pikachu if he's big enough." - cookie
"I want warm flesh!" - sabrina
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"The letter L in cursive is such a sensual letter." - me
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What if you believed me?
Everything is brilliant.
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Always.
Stay gold.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
things to realise before you write les mis fic:
- grantaire has to make an effort to not care about anything
- enjolras is not cold/unemotional/unloving
- joly is not just a hypochrondriac, he’s really cheerful
- feuilly is a working man also he exists
- marius is not just the comedy character
- jehan is a badass not just a sweet poet
- bahorel exists too
- so does bossuet
adding: combeferre is not plain and unfeeling
(Source: bowiescigarette)
jon/ygritte uni au because i can’t draw anything but aus
(Source: elvishness)
I won’t be vacant anymore
I won’t be waiting anymore
I won’t be faking anymore
I won’t be waiting anymore
(Source: rareaudreyhepburn)
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
John Green: What To Do With Your Life (x)
17,000 notes? That’s insane.
(I just imagined a world in which tumblr reblogs could be exchanged for the weird circular baby cheese that Henry eats every day, and then I would have like a lifetime supply of that surprisingly expensive baby cheese. BUT NO.)
(Source: courfierac)
(Source: parabellumeve)
“Here, in a scant piece of earth, lies he whom all the world feared.”
Tomb of Cesare Borgia, Navarrete, Spain.
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
(Source: carlosbaila)
WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND TELL ME THIS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THE MOST FUN EVER
IT’S A ZOMBIE 5K OBSTACLE COURSE
ZOMBIES
CHASING YOU
if ur over 14 u can volunteer as a zombie!!!!!!!
I’m actually really tempted to start training for this or something oh my gosh it looks like so much fun?
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
